Solana · Meme Coin · Gospel of Finance
BALD
JESUS
$BJ
The prophet has returned. The canon is being written. The faithful will be remembered.
Solana · Meme Coin · Gospel of Finance
$BJ
The prophet has returned. The canon is being written. The faithful will be remembered.
He's been around long enough to know how this ends. Long enough to have the scars that never quite healed right, and the ones that did. He's been betrayed by people he trusted, in places that no longer exist, by currencies that were supposed to last forever. He got up every time. Not cleanly. Not quickly. But he got up.
"I've seen worse."
— Baldius 4:20
Some say he's been here before. He hasn't denied it.
He doesn't explain himself. He never has.
Simple. Transparent. Blessed.
Dev sells announced 24 hours in advance. Always. No exceptions. His word is his bond.
No promises. No dates beyond Genesis. Only sequence.
$BJ launches on Pump.fun. Website live with tokenomics, lore, and trust signals — LP burned, mint revoked. CoinGecko and CoinMarketCap listing applications submitted.
Live at launchOnce $BJ hits the Pump.fun graduation threshold (~$69k market cap), it lists automatically on Raydium, Jupiter, DexScreener, and Solscan.
Milestone-gatedFists of Forgiveness launches at fistsofforgiveness.com — a separate comic universe built around the Bald Jesus character. The canon is open. The congregation can now read what's coming.
Sequence-gatedThe lore submission portal opens. Holders submit story ideas, dialogue, or backstory by burning $BJ per submission. A rotating Canon Council reviews entries — all submission fees are burned regardless of outcome, adding to $BJ's deflationary supply.
Sequence-gatedFists of Forgiveness Issue #1 is released, built from canonized community submissions. First reward payouts issued to contributors whose work was selected.
Sequence-gatedContinued comic releases, expanded lore, and further evolution of the Canon Council — tied to the prophet's resurrection. The hair, like the truth, remains gone forever.
UnwrittenThe CA will be revealed at launch. Follow @RealBaldJesus for the drop.
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Find him. He won't come looking.